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Triachnid (Flash)

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While attempting to not fall into a coma at work the other day I tried playing a new flash game I had heard about, Triachnid. I think it was nominated for an award or something and having no opinion of my own and believing everything other people tell me I thought it must be great and I should try it. First off it looks way creepy, I don't think it's even that it looks spider like, it's just kind of fuzzy, boney and baby like at the same time like an anarecsic bear. Anyway it gives me the creeps which is not a good start, then how do you control this thing, you're supposed to move it's paws individually, how much fun do you think it would be to drink 12 pints of lemon hootch then have to pick up your own feet and drop them down to move across the floor, imagine that with one extra foot, it's that much fun. The little fun I had with this was flinging spider-bear-baby from tops of cliffs and watching it fall, sadly it would not die, later I discovered that if you stretch it fully it flashes red as if in pain, this was slightly more fun.

All in all I don't get it so either I'm inept at games or it's rubbish but since it's been nominated for an award and I don't think the award was for most irritating game with a baby-spider-bear in it, it must be the former. I'm rubbish I admit it and this is better than 10 halo's puréed and intravenously shunted through my brain stem!
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