Maa Gamer

Please note this review does not give away spoilers but does contain frequent and mild sarcasm from beginning and throughout. I've seen a few reviews for Assassins Creed by now, no doubt you have too, some hate it some love it. What I hated about some of the reviews is them spoiling the bloody game for me, well sooo be it now I'm going to spoil it for all of YOU, so this is exactly what happens from beginning to the gory end. Stabbey stabbey jump jump, chatty stabby stabby jump jump, staaaaaaaaaaaabey, jumpy jumpy chatty jumpy jump jump. Repeat for about 9 levels and you've pretty much there, oh yes there is a bit of horse riding too. Yep Assassins Creed really does not have a lot going on in terms of massive mission variaty or a deep and complex story line. Ok so if you've played it you might think the story is all Tolstoy but it ain't and your kidding yourself, just because you don't understand what is going on, does not mean it's a deep and complicated pl...