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There are a few hard established facts of life, Tim Burton will always cast Johnny Depp, Britney Spears will never win a parent of the year award and if you try and hold out from buying the latest Microsoft OS they will come round your house sneak into your wardrobe then just when you lean over to plug your iPod into the back of your computer, jump out and shaft you up the arse! Well metaphorically at least. Proof here. Yep if you want to play Alan Wake but don't want to upgrade to Vista well your outa luck, and I wouldn't go dropping that soap either. Kotaku