Welcome to your new life! Nintendo exclaims! As if there was something wrong with the current one? Well, unless you already live on an abandoned island ready for development by an enterprising Racoon and his chums, you might find this a nice change of pace. You begin by being accosted by said trash pandas at the airport. Channelling the friendliest of TSA agents, they begin by gathering the basics about yourself before you move onto the frankly hilarious character customization screen. If you’ve ever pulled out a Mr Potato head from a charity shop shelf, you’d honestly have more customisation options. A short plane trip later and you’ve arrived on your new island home! Gameplay, such as it is, involves a few main tasks and a seemingly infinite number of minor ones. Overtly, your main objective will be to sink yourself further and further into mortgage debt with your furry striped friend and he offers you larger and more opulent living accommodations. Secondly, make the island pretty. T...
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