NFS Pro Street Demo (PS3)

One of the most disappointing demos to come the Playstation Network, I actually played Heavely Sword and the Darkness longer than this. Although The Darkness demo kept me more engaded than the game which I sent back after 15 mins, that is another story.

Anyway NFS lasted all of about 2 minutes, that being actually game play I could stand the rest of the time I spend trying to figure out the menu system, what is it with EA and that damm menu design, I had the same bloody problem with SSX tricky it's like they get some stoned drop out who can't help saying dude after every bloody sentence to scribble over effing icons smoke 12 joints and then vomit last night kebab over the screen, WWWWWWWWWWHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hhhhhhyyyyyy!! They don't seem to understand that some people actually like cars and like adding bits to them in the game and putting funky colours on them and also do not have the IQ of plastered nat and would also if you be so sodding kind EA not have every effing car handle like a shopping trolly from lidls!!!!!

So in review, utter "uber" shite! dude.

James.

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