Fox News Talking BS

This will probably not come as much of a surprise to any of you who have ever watched Fox News but it's not usually the most balanced sort of journalism. Well they have been running their mouths off again and jumping on that quite full by now "Games are worse for your kids than cocaine sherbet dip dab" bandwagon.

Seems that one of their hack journoes found out that there is partial nudity in Mass Effect then kind of blew the whole thing out of all proportions explaining that the game "allows the characters to engage in explicitly graphic sexual intercourse" and that the game is also "distorted lesson about human sexuality and human dignity" dam this sounds great terrible and morally wrong. Point is it's not true you get to see about half an arse cheek at best. I'll let EA VP of Communications explain . Read that? Good.

Funniest part is the backlash from the internet community against the shows shrink, via her new books page on amazon. Amongst other comments left they decided to described her book as full of, "full on sex and nudity, explicitly describes sexual situations, and is the posterchild of what is wrong with books today. Of course I never read a single page of this book, but that shouldn't matter" Brilliant!

If you fancy watching Fox's tossy cock report check it out here.

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